So, you know when you're on MSN (or any other chat thing) and you and a friend (or maybe you're having a group chat) are just randomly talking about something... but when you go back to read the conversation over again, it's really funny? Well yeah, even if you don't, that's what I'm going to post here for a while now: conversations from three different people... that I found interesting. I'll see if I can alternate and have a pattern or whatever going. Suuu, since it's monday and the only conversation I have is from Ben, I'll put his up and just look out for more whenever they happen; i'm not sure how the pattern will work atm. And! I don't force them to say certain things on certain days, it just happens... so there ya go. for future references. Now here 'tis:

(It's not all that hilarious, but I wanted to at least post one so that I can get this going. From now on, I'll only post ones that really are amusing; this one's just to get me started.)

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Benji says:
.____.

Izzie says:
yo?

Benji says:
face

Izzie says:
your mom

Benji says:
Your father

Izzie says:
your grandmother!

Benji says:
Your grandfather!

Izzie says:
-_-

Benji says:


Izzie says:
cut yourself!

Benji says:
On a hot day, beef falls right off cows

Izzie says:
O.o what?

Benji says:
In slabs

Benji says:
the surprising thing is, the cow is still alive!

Izzie says:
that sounds gross

Benji says:
It's not...

Benji says:
It's seasoned and everything

Izzie says:
do i wanna konw how?

Benji says:
Nope

Izzie says:
didn't think so

Izzie says:
brb

Benji says:
k

Izzie says:
back

Benji says:
Welcome, your Highness

Izzie says:
=O good. now bow down to me, peasant!

Benji says:
Yes, your Highness!

Benji says:
*bows*

Izzie says:
good

Izzie says:
now...

Izzie says:
find me a goat and make it into cupcakes!

Izzie says:
do not make the goat bleed!

Benji says:
Shall the goat be fluffy prior to cupcakification?

Benji says:
Very well

Benji says:
*off to find goat*

Izzie says:
oh

Izzie says:
yes!

Izzie says:
it must be fluffy!

Benji says:
*brings back cupcake*

Izzie says:
did the goat bleed?

Benji says:
It did not

Izzie says:
fantastic!

Benji says:
Enjoy

Izzie says:
*sits the cupcake on your head*

Izzie says:
there we go

Benji says:
What's this?

Izzie says:
you have been dubbed Cupcake Lad of my court!

Izzie says:
you are no longer a peasant!

Benji says:
I was already an Earl...

Izzie says:
... then why'd you reply when I called you a peasant? Oo

Benji says:
I had a task to perform for Her Majesty

Izzie says:
oh right

Izzie says:
well then *takes cupcake and sits it on some peasant's head*

Izzie says:
YOU are now cupcake lad!

Benji says:
What is the next order of duty?

Izzie says:
sew me a blanket made of unicorn hair!

Benji says:
What color unicorn, Your Highness?

Izzie says:
the unicorn must be white, the mane must be green!

Izzie says:
with sparklies in it!

Benji says:
But such unicorns exsist only in Azeria...

Izzie says:
then off to Azeria with you!

Izzie says:
you will be rewarded upon your return

Benji says:
Understood!

Benji says:
But, there is an army of moos that control the field

Benji says:
I will need a militia to combat them

Izzie says:
very well

Izzie says:
*casts a spell on a herd of cows and watches them become giant ogre-like men* these are the Pandas! your militia!

Benji says:
We thank thee for gracing out presence!

Benji says:
Moving out!

Benji says:
*leaves with militia*

Izzie says:
huzzah!

Izzie says:
fight strong!

Benji says:
We have returned!

Benji writes:
(insert his drawing of my blanket... which is unrecognizable)

Izzie says:
O_O what is that?

Benji says:
Her Highnesses blanket

Izzie says:
XD oh i thought was like... brazil lol

Izzie says:
but yes!

Izzie says:
very lovely!

Izzie says:
have we lost any Pandas?

Benji says:
No, they elimated the threat without a single loss

Benji says:
Her Highnesses glory was with us in battle

Benji says:
Upon completetion of this task, I ask

Benji says:
May I be elevated to Duke of Moo?

Izzie says:
hmm

Izzie says:
judging by your achievements and loyalty to my kingdom...

Izzie says:
it shall be done!

Benji says:
All hail Queen Izzie!!

Izzie says:


Benji says:
Your Highness, it is customary for you to change your title to suit your current status

Benji says:
as I have

Izzie says:
oh?

Benji says:
Indeed

Izzie says:
what need be the change?

Benji says:
Your name, Your Highness

Benji says:
From "Izzie" to "Queen Izzie"

Izzie says:
oh, i thought i had to change it again to something like.... empress

Benji says:
Not until we have conquered the land, Your Highness

Izzie says:
then conquer it, we shall

Izzie says:
what is the status on my village people and possible threats?

Benji says:
There is no threat

Izzie says:
so we are clear

Izzie says:
excellent

Benji says:
I reccomend that we prepare troops for battle

Izzie says:
indeed

Izzie says:
very well! tell the udder (laugh at my joke or be beheaded) men to report to stations!

Benji says:
LOL

Benji says:
But first

Benji says:
You know what must be done, do you not?

Izzie says:
what do you mean? do i know how to prepare the men?

Benji says:
No, no

Benji says:
We must engage in wealthy frivolous activities!

Izzie says:
=O

Izzie says:
sweet bliss!

Izzie says:
we must!

Izzie says:
call upon the bakers and chefs. we must begin the evening with a magnificent feast fit for a thousand kings!

Benji says:
A banquet, a ball, and..

Izzie says:
and what?

Benji says:
The final activity is to Her Hignesses choice

Izzie says:
then we will finish the activities with a game of Tillerwinkle

Benji says:
Tillerwinkle? I have never heard of such a game. Do explain

Izzie says:
i've no idea if that, in fact, is a game. the name came up on an old recipe card that my dearest aunt Beatrice (never name your child Beatrice or be beheaded). i simply fancy the name

Benji says:
I see

Benji says:
Shall we make the rules as we go?

Izzie says:
i suppose we shall

Izzie says:
but first we fill our bellies with exquisite fattening foods that are always prepared in these sorts of feasts because chefs don't know that 'a feast fit for a thousand kings' is merely figurative!

Izzie says:
i say, it shall be very delicious

Benji says:
And what of entertainment?

Izzie says:
the dancing will begin after

Izzie says:
the dancing of the ball

Izzie says:
i've just the gown!

Izzie says:
and we follow with Tillerwinkle

Benji says:
Splendid

Izzie says:
indeed

Izzie says:
who is to come?

Benji says:
The invitations are left to lower nobles

Izzie says:
very well

Izzie says:
and the cows

Izzie says:
do not forget the cows

Izzie says:
heavens knows they'll have a cow

Izzie says:
laugh at my joke or be beheaded!

Benji says:
LOL

Benji says:
The cows would certainly ruin the atmosphere

Izzie says:
aw, but are you not the Duke of Moo?

Izzie says:
surely you like cows

Benji says:
I am

Benji says:
Have you not seen a map of your kingdom, Your Highness?

Benji says:
Moo is the newly aquired territory

Izzie says:
oh it is

Benji says:
It is, Your Highness

Izzie says:
well then the cows will have a separate room in the back behind the kingdom

Izzie says:
the Pandas were derived from cows, but they can stay

Izzie says:
they helped get my blanket tresses

Benji says:
True

Izzie says:
=O

Izzie says:
you are not wearing your udder!

Benji says:
I do not believe I ever had one, Your Highness...

Izzie says:
preposterous. everyone in my Kingdom of Moo has an udder

Benji says:
If you will excuse me for a moment, I have business to attend to (aka BRB)

Izzie says:
very well

Izzie says:
off with you

Benji says:
I have returned, Your Highness

Izzie says:
wonderful

Benji says:
[link]

Izzie says:
you and your el jap-o

Benji says:
You did not even bother to listen?

Benji says:
My, how unbecoming of a Queen

Izzie says:
i did

Izzie says:
it's playing right now

Izzie says:
is this that dude with the purple eye? the guy who's your avatar?

Benji says:
Yes

Izzie says:
i thought so

Benji says:
Her Highness is sharp indeed

Izzie says:
that better not have been sarcasm, otherwise you will be beheaded. and, can i be an empress now?

Izzie says:
i want toooooooooooooooo

Benji says:
No, no

Benji says:
You have not conquered a large enough land

Benji says:
And You have not yet held the ball

Izzie says:
can i hold an instant ball? like... *hosts ball, has feast, plays Tillerwinkle*

Izzie says:
and now we fight?

Benji says:
To battle!!

Izzie says:
huzzah!!!

Benji says:
Oh, my wife got sick

Benji says:
You know, high cholesterol and such...

Izzie says:
oh my

Benji says:
I'll have to sit this round out

Izzie says:
but who will take your place?

Benji says:
I have already taken this into consideration

Benji says:
Charles will arrive at noon

Izzie says:
fantastic

Izzie says:
off to your wife, then!

Benji says:
*attends to wife*

Izzie says:
lol

Izzie says:
that sounds like a Sim action

Benji says:
<.<

Izzie says:
oy/oi (however it's spelled)

Izzie says:
i have a headache..

Benji says:
Oh dear

Benji says:
Who will lead the army?

Izzie says:
uhh...

Izzie says:
oh! Malaz

Izzie says:
he'll fill in

Benji says:
Very well

Izzie says:
off to find tylenol!

Izzie says:
brb

Benji says:
Very well

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And that's it (the rest was pretty dull... dull-er). Again, this is just a starter; they'll get better..
Laterz xx

~Izzielocks